…both beclowned themselves. Apropos of entirely everything. Remember, this is a Democrat candidate who admits she has not driven a car in 20 years, always chauffeured.
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The Bard of Murdock
Elitist caught in reality of the Everyman.
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This is even funnier when you hear the backstory. Apparently Bernie had talked about riding the subway and TOKENS. So, somebody in Clintonland thought it would be a good idea to show that Hilldabeast knows how to ride the subway, and the subway hasn’t used tokens in almost twenty years. Then, Hilldabeast had to swipe that card 5 times!
(This is your standard pizzing contest, go awry, by both sides! Looks like Bernie is starting to challenge! About time.)
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on top of that, she is having to get instructions on how to swipe the card.
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There are only four ways the card can be swiped. How’s she doing so far…?
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Got it in 5 ! hahahaha
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😆
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s-wipe the computer? what do you mean? like with a cloth?
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“Elitists” or self-deluded, malignant, and arrogant untermenschen?
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Sundance, thank you for the ten minutes of pure fun!
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And here’s Dukakis on the Wall of Disasters 😂😂😂😂
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She is not too good at Common Sense stuff. Being the policy wOnK that she is.
They would be better off if They combined their campaigns.
This is gonna be fun when one of them has to be on stage with the LION!!
He’s scootin’ around on the new carpet in their mind already.
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With them together it would’ve taken more than 5 swipes!
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We should put the nations security and future into her hands…she has the experience.
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America had one shot at Hillary’s Security details as Secretary of State
How’d that work out?
🔥🔥🔥the world🔥🔥🔥hill set ablaze🔥🔥🔥
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Talk about fingers on the button…we’d all be dead by now!
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And bErNie has the memory.
He probly still drives his vw bus with the daisies all over it. And a peace sign.
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Hillary thought bubble: ‘How do they survive?’
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LOL….
First she is perplexed because she is trying to “enter” the “exit” turnstile….Soon she will advocate allowing the “suing” of the MTA for inadequite signage…
And when Bernie gets wind of this, this he’ll add “free transportation” to his campaign platform.
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Well, she could have done the hurdle leap if she had her hoodie on. Or she could have done the limbo dance. Or she could have made fun of the whole thing by tossing the fare card like a frisbee while the subway workers moved the bar remotely.
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She was workin’ up a sweat over that one. See the white knuckle grip of her left hand. Boy was she uncomfortable.
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Frankly, without all the big tall men, photographers and 25 kids holding signs, I’ll bet she would have been too scared to go down the steps. She’s probably burned her clothes by now! 😩
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Just like Bill trembling holding a hammer, getting dangerous trying to drive a single nail on a home construction project.
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Or used the ADA entrance.
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there is something inherently wrong with a perfectly capable person not driving a car for 20 years……lazy comes to mind………as does corrupt, incompetent, self-serving, egotistical shrew as well.
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To be fair to Hillary, she is a “corrupt, incompetent, self-serving, egotistical shrew.”
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you can add pretentious to that.
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All these compliments directed towards Hillary are very upsetting to me. I need to go to my safe place.
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I bet you miss Energizer by now having to campaign (Lie) for Hillary.
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When did you become a Hillary supporter? Complimenting her like that…..
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My apologies to honest, self-respecting shrews. And voles, moles, weasels, and rats, too.
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Well, that was the nicest thing said about her around these parts in years.
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Even the Queen of England drives.
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Queen of England was a mechanic in WWII.
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Marie Antoinette never drove herself either.
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or…….”How do I survive?” cause she’s going down and I’m lovin’ it.
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by saying to the New World Order
“jump” how high?
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Hillary proved with Benghazi that she is not the one you want answering the 3 A.M. phone call.
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I have to say I absolutely love this! Can you
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That last line was to read, “Can you even…imagine it?”
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That 3am call means we’re all doomed on her first tantrum showing who’s boss.
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….after all, “What difference does it make?”
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Hillary couldn’t even take the 5PM call…
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ring
hello
another Long Island Ice Tea
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We know from her emails that she is unable to make hot tea, purchase her own soft drinks, or send a fax. I’m serious. In a batch released in January. I
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Well then what CAN she do? We know what she can’t do. She’s pretty much useless in my book.
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She’s really good at throwing lamps and plates.
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Hillery proved with Benghazi she belongs in prison.
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Because it was never answered.
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Hillary is going in style.
(I’ll leave it to you to identify the destination)
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You must mean going in stile, (and the wrong one.)
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LOL Empress!
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Love that!
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It looked like she had the Metro Card backwards…need we say more! 😉
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Her Metro was Retro?
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It makes me wonder if she’s ever “swiped” a card before? Of any kind….anywhere???
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Bill.
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Why would Hillary need to swipe plastic when she has all that cold hard cash…from the Clinton Foundation 💰💰💰
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They seem to live in a cash free lifestyle. Favors and promises are their preferred currency. Stocks, bonds, vacations, plane rides, etc. I cannot comprehend having to pay for coach fare with the air miles they
rack up.
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Don’t forget cattle futures.
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The Panama Papers could prove to damage Hillery and Bill very much. Haven’tt seen much here on that yet. Still coming out.
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http://observer.com/2016/04/panama-papers-reveal-clintons-kremlin-connection/
Drudge link sent me here and it names The Podesta Group
its CEO is Tony Podesta, one of the best-connected Democratic machers in the country. He founded the firm in 1998 with his brother John, formerly chief of staff to President Bill Clinton, then counselor to President Barack Obama, Mr. Podesta is the very definition of a Democratic insider.
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former COS of Bill Clinton, now campaign advisor to the Hilldabeast.
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sshhhh. {whispering} that’s in their off-shore accounts.
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Is that like swiped ” Do you mean with a cloth or something”
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Like Romney using a touch screen to order a sandwich. Same expression on Romney’s face, as when my puppy figured out he could lick his own “unmentionables”…
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You know that is why mooslimes hate dogs. Dogs can, but MooHAMhead couldn’t.
He tried it once, the dog bit him…..
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Yet she mocked Trump for not being a “real” New Yorker.
I’ll bet The Donald knows how to use a subway card.
She’d so desperate to try to prove she’s not an out-of-touch, pretentious snob that it’s glorious when she fails miserably in moments like this. What a dirtbag.
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Well, maybe should ask Bill – they seem to be associated with a Jared Fogle type.
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Perhaps a quick email to Huma…..
“please be a lamb…I’m at a subwat tunstile & having difficulity. It’s electronis. Forward the procedure outlining which is the “gosinta” verses which is the goesoutta”
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Isn’t that Huma, at the end of the video, looking on?
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And make sure the e-mail Unclassified.
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…and don’t you love all the people standing there..observing this fiasco?
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Megyn Kelly: Misogynist turnstiles.
Ted Cruz: I blame Donald Trump.
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Chris Matthews: Hypothetically, if that turnstyle only responded to Heil Hitler, and you absolutely needed to get on that subway train in order to save a child from certain death, would you indeed say Heil Hitler or would you let that child die?
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Michelle Fields: I don’t want to make myself part of the story, but I was brutally raped three times, on three different days, by that very same turnstile. At least I got to ride free.
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That put coffee all over my screen. lol
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My keyboard is wet from tears of laughter!!
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Good one!!! LOL!
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Wow! I can mentally see Prissy Chrissy saying that! Great job.
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….and his henchmen.
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Maybe New York does not want her.
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Maybe she needed to go shoulder first…
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Maybe? 😂
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Can we get some turnstiles on The White House?
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I love that comment! This is more fun than I’ve had in quite awhile!
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I’ve laughed all the way through this thread. It has been refreshing.
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Now, I’m screaming, I’m laughing so hard!!!
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with doorknobs, everyone gets a turn
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Maybe?
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Her and Ted. 😉
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Hillary Clinton is no “New Yorker”
It’s like calling yourself a “Jersey Girl” when you have lived in Jersey 5 minutes
Must be born and raised in NY to be a “Natural Born New Yorker” 💚💚💚
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nothing matters in the whole wide world…
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Old joke:
The guy who goes through the turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
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Confusious says….
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So pathetic.
Why is she swiping her metrocard so slowly? (That is a rhetorical question btw).
Hillary is going to get out New Yorked by actual, native New Yorkers Trump and Bernie. This election will expose what a carpetbagger she is. I love it!
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In a related NY poll, turnstiles out poll Ted Cruz at 37% favorability ratings.
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HAHAHAHA!
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And to think it took this long! We so should have had Trump run earlier. He is just blowing everything to Kingdom Come. I so LOVE it!
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Got Graffiti?
Trump Chalk for Chalkening.
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How
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Wow. If that’s for real it’s super provocative but I love it!
The Emory snowflakes claimed that Trump’s campaign tried to meet with them. Maybe it was to hand deliver a box of Trump Chalk. 🙂
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The Emory snowflakes claim that they talked to Trump on the phone today. I seriously doubt it after seeing the chalk picture.
https://twitter.com/notrumpatemory
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They said they will not reveal his name but use initials CL. Corey?
There’s more to read. The Emory snowflakes are so full of hate.
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If Corey did indeed talk to this group and said the things they claim he said, then Corey needs to go. I really doubt this is real but hard to tell.
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Can someone with a twitter account contact Corey and tell him that this group is claiming that he met with them in person? They are at Emory, isn’t Corey in NYC right now?
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i got a bridge in NY i’d like to sell you
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They’re delusional, I don’t even know these people. I think they made it up.
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SATIRE twitter handle, lol.
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Is it really? I’m not sure! That’s how bad or good it is. 🙂
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The Emory “talk with Trump” is such an obvious ruse. Makes me realize why I never heard of Emory before and probably never will again , after the election.
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Read all of the tweets. They are a hoot.
But we know how to fight them now.
They run at the sight of chalk.
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This should be sold on-line at the Trumpshop.
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She’d have made it through on Bill’s coattails, I’m pretty sure.
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Can’t I use my personal non-government issue BlackBerry to get past this gate?
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I seem to remember the elder president bush in a grocery store observing the use of the scanner too. That was pretty funny. Anyone old enough to remember that?
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I remember that. He bought a pair of socks to help boost the economy.
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I remember that it was a hoax.
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/bushscanner.asp
Even the left leaning snoops said it was a false story, and yet here YOU are repeating a lie.
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Thank you for posting this link. I had no idea until this moment that was a media spin issue w/Bush in ’92. The Bush/scanner incident was exactly what popped into my mind when I saw this Hillary fiasco. I remember the Dukakis Tank pictures and that is what immediately came to mind with Marco in the big chair in NC. In the early 90s I knew the media leaned left and spun left but had no idea that were this deceptive. Now that I am older and read better news sources/blogs (not wiser – just choose my sources for their wisdom!) I am see the “news” more clearly and even have the past re-explained! Thanks for posting and Ellie, you were not the only one that didn’t know!
Just think, some day the current 20 somethings will learn the difference between the actual Sarah Palin and the woman from SNL!
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Yes, he looked dopey also!
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Massengill doesn’t make a strong enough product to get the funk off that old girl Bill put on her.
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And remember John Kerry in this
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjtpY_erf3LAhWKth4KHZ-oBQkQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.truckerphoto.com%2Fjohnkerrybunnysuit.htm&psig=AFQjCNFpWZU5qipr4szVW2D8jLIbfALcPQ&ust=1460147029779763
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Man, I will never learn to properly post photos.😦
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Looks like a scene from ‘Sleeper’.
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Too. Many. Jokes. Too. Much. Decorum.
I’m dying here.
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sperm suit
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It looks like he’s getting a mega-colonoscopy. Look at the size of that hose! Of course we always knew he was full of s**t.
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http://www.truckerphoto.com/Kerry-Dukakis.jpg-Can you see this link Zm? That is what you want to post here in the comments. It’s a “hot” link in a .jpg format.
I clicked on your above link, which brought up your pic. Then I right clicked on the actual picture itself. Scrolled down to “view picture image” then copied that .jpg line.
Then paste here in the comments.
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Almost forgot there needs to be at least two blank lines between your .jpg and any obnoxious comments you may want to post.
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Because there were no blank lines before I commented the first time, it actually posted what you should be posting for pictures.
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Thank you!!!!
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So that’s what Satan looks like when he’s in NYC.
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Nah, not enough mojo to be Satan…more like Azazel or one of the lesser demons. Wormwood perhaps? Lilith?
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SS: Ma’am, you are holding the card the wrong…
Hillary: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!
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Oh! i had to laugh out lout at that one! Love it!
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SS: But Ma’am. You are swiping it wrong.
Hillary: Swipe? You mean, like with a cloth?
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Hilary: Oh, no I learned A LOT about swiping with my Clinton Foundation work.
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Thanks Meadowlandsview, my fave of the day!
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Dukakis should have stayed off the tank, he would have passed the subway test. He routinely used the T in Boston, even loosing his Secret Service several times when he changed trains quickly.
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Is Hillary really a Democrat?
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Yes, she’s a democrat. So while she can cheat by not paying, she can’t cheat physics, IYKWIM.
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Meanwhile, Trump is like “Hell no I don’t ride the subway”. Like why should he bother to pretend like these other two idiots (Berns and Hills)?
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He’s got better things to do, like taking Trump Force One to rallies in multiple cities a day.
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Dim-wit-ocrat.
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This was just plain fun to watch for us common folk, now I want to see her use the self checkout at a grocery store. Oh what a joy that would be
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Could be a series. You might have something there!
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Hilary vs Technology
Spoiler Alert: Technology always wins. The email episode ends on a huge cliffhanger though!
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Sort of like this?
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/
hillarytryingtodothings.com ???
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OMG, was I even supposed to be on that site? Tears of laughter again!
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If only it was taking her to Rikers Island.
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“You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God I do.” – General George S. Patton
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“Hands High dot com.” Perfect look for her.
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She must be FURIOUS!
She just BRIBED that machine minutes before cameras rolled!
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VIDEO – WHICH candidate has lived in which mansion? Surprise answers – all Hillary – Priceless.
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They should have part 2 covering Hillary’s sources of funds.
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She was dead broke when they left the Whitehouse. That’s why they had to steal the furniture.
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…and silverware.
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Whitehouse artifacts
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So Bernie thought the subway still took tokens, and Clinton got confused by the magic card reader while trying to prove Bernie was out of touch?
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Bernie probably thought you still had to crank the train car like old style cartoon mine carts.
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don’t get mislead, Hillary will use a token when it comes time for VP
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Hill and Bill did a LOT of token when they were in college and in Arkansas….lots of magic weed.
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Yep.
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This is the most fun I’ve had since the campaigns began. You guys are WAY too talenTed (sorry, couldn’t resist) with your witty wisecracks. Hillary deserves every guffaw at her phony attempts to mingle with the unwashed masses. When I saw the headline, my first thought was no matter where she goes, she’s got HER WALL of protection by Secret Service agents carrying gasp guns. What’s so bad about the rest of us wanting walls and guns? GO TRUMP!!
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Poor Hillary. Those strokes and concussions really took a number on her fine motor control.
All those strong young men around and none of them help that poor elderly lady with her subway pass problem. What is this world coming to?
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The carpetbagger probably never saw a real NY subway before
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Reblogged this on Centinel2012 and commented:
I would bet she has never been on a subway since Arkansas, maybe longer and also remember when Bush 41 wondered what a checkout scanner was in a grocery store when he was running against Clinton.
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Does Arkansas have subways?
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No.
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Breaking…. witness emerges to Bill Clinton participation in Jeffery Estes ‘orgy island’ retreat where underage girls were kept in sex slavery.
Watch “BREAKING: A ‘SEX SLAVE’ BREAKS SILENCE, MAKES DISTURBING ACCUSATIONS AGAINST BILL CLINTON” on YouTube
In other news, Hillary Clinton is being tied to the Panama papers leak…
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-07/yes-panama-papers-could-really-end-hillary-clintons-campaign
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That girls life is Critically in Danger!!
If hilLiary goes to prison, we know where willy will be.
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Watch “BREAKING: A ‘SEX SLAVE’ BREAKS SILENCE, MAKES DISTURBING ACCUSATIONS AGAINST BILL CLINTON”
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If the young woman knows for sure that the girls having sex with Clinton were prepubescent, then that is “pedophilia.” People often make the mistake of using the term “pedophilia” when they actually mean “hebephilia” which is sex with a child of puberty to 14; and “ephebophilia” is sex with a teen until the legal age of consent. All three of these “philias” are crimes with varying degrees of penalty depending upon the age of the male or female perpetrator. Some states have the age of consent at 16, others 17, still others 18. New York is 17 and if the young woman accusing Clinton was 17 at the time she went to the island, then no crime was committed under U. S. law unless she was raped, coerced or terrorized into compliance, no matter how disgusting and sick we may think it is.
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Well, my full reply went into moderation.
It was just explaining that “pedophilia” is relations with prepubescent children and is a crime in all states; plus the explanations of the other “philia” crimes against underage children/teens.
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Let me see… it wasn’t prostitution because the 17 yos were not paid. It’s not slavery because the girls ‘volunteered’. It’s legal to have sex with a 17 yo in NY, but its not kidnapping or SEX slavery to take them out of the country? Didn’t a certain politician get prosecuted for the ‘man act’ by transporting girls across the NY state line?
Democrats will willingly ignore the facts and witness statements. We live in a morally sick country.
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