The Magazine for The Most Consistently Sensitive Conservatives..

poor me

Learn about future editions and how to receive your very own sensitive copy – HERE

Inside Articles:

  • Mark Levin – “Sidewalk chalk was never outlined in the constitution”.
  • Ben Shapiro – “I’m OK – You’re OK, but Piers Morgan…”.
  • Dana Loesch – “The IRS are people too”.
  • Megyn Kelly – “How to avoid the danger of memes”.
  • Erick Erickson  – “How to subsidize your safe space”.
  • Glenn Beck – “Jesus was really triggered on the cross”.


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338 Responses to The Magazine for The Most Consistently Sensitive Conservatives..

  1. NHVoter says:



  2. rumpole2 says:

    It’s only a bomb test.. what about me.. I might have a bruise!!

    Liked by 9 people

  3. parteagirl says:

    Liked by 15 people

  4. justfactsplz says:

    I got a kick out of this, Sundance. The difference between conservative patriots and the sensitive conservatives is that the patriots are survivors not victims. It’s them versus us. Wolverines!

    Liked by 14 people

    • parteagirl says:

      Survival of the wittiest.

      Liked by 10 people

    • Jenny R. says:

      Au contraire! I consider myself very sensitive. I feel very bad when I see people out of work and no longer capable of paying their bills. I hate to see victims of crime and neighborhoods taken over by crime — the people in fear every day of their lives.
      As Mr. Trump himself said: “I am not without a social conscience.”
      I’m just not a big wussy Momma’s baby bubble boobie boy/girl who has a chalk allergy and an overabundance of false “feels”.

      Liked by 3 people

  5. flawesttexas says:

    Maybe Ted Cruz can hit…er… kiss it and make little Michelle feels better

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Trump chalking hysteria spreads to Michigan

    “It’s irresponsible of the administration that we are actually out here with buckets of water and napkins to clean off these hateful messages and the administration isn’t taking care of it.”

    “Al-Sheemary also complained that she had to call campus police at all, saying the university should provide other resources that students can turn to when they encounter such emergencies as pro-Trump slogans.”

    University of Michigan in Ann Arbor is progressive land and is located in one of the two counties where Kasich won.

    Liked by 5 people

  7. Jeff says:

    new meaning to…. “Cruzing for a bruising “


  8. AdukeLAXobserver says:

    This has to be, aside from her fathers death, the WORST experience Fields has gone through…

    Liked by 16 people

    • uvaldegirl says:

      so funny and true

      Liked by 1 person

    • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! ah ha ha 🙂 that is funny!


    • srr says:

      This has to be, nothing else aside, the best of a great new meme, and so I simple must share it on the other side of the world 🙂 😉

      Liked by 1 person

    • Jenny R. says:

      The fifty-first most horrible thing to happen to her since her father died…the bruises, the horror….

      Liked by 1 person

    • Lucille says:

      For Fields to have compared this excessively mild incident to the death of her father in its effect on her gives a discerning person an inkling that this is not a mentally healthy young woman. That there are still people out there taking her part in this venture into purposeful lying…mind boggling!

      Liked by 2 people

      • waynestrick says:

        The questionable bruises, the momentary stiletto heel imbalance, the robbing of pride, the career sidled, the bright boss firing, a thug brushing away, and a fight with gravity. A horror script that writes itself.


      • TheseTruths says:

        To be fair, I think that, when she referred to her father’s death in comparison, she was talking about the after-effects of the incident: the horrible things being said about her on social media, the insults, the criticism, etc. — sort of like what’s happening here now. : )

        Having said that, I have no sympathy for her. She brought it all on herself when she made herself part of the story. But I honestly don’t think she was saying that having her arm grabbed was akin to her father’s death.

        The pics on this thread are hilarious.


    • TedTheImpaler says:

      What about that time Mitt put her in one of his binders?

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Martin says:

    Liked by 6 people

  10. americalsgt says:

    Parents who give in to their kids over the Clementine commercial cause this behavior.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. kpm58 says:

    For today only, issues #1 and #2 are available at Amazon.


  12. That magazine idea and cover is absolutely HILARIOUS!

    Glad to see art and creativity in Trump campaign!!

    No one can fake inspiration. This is REAL.

    Luv it!

    Liked by 7 people

  13. Honest Abbey says:

    Here’s a little gem from a couple of years ago on FBN “Cashin’ In” hosted by Eric Bolling.

    Guest, the late Wayne Rogers aka Tapper John from M.A.S.H. tells Michelle Fields to shut up, and then ends the segment by calling her a moron.

    Why can’t she get along with ANYONE?

    Liked by 7 people

  14. rumpole2 says:

    <Ringa Ringa Roses

    Ring a-ring o’ roses,
    A pocketful of posies.
    A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
    We all fall down!


  15. TwoLaine says:

    #WomenForTrump is trending on Titter. Keep it up! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  16. thehourofdecision says:

    Breitbart has a new interview with Donald regarding Cruz’s lies about TPP. He echoes criticisms listed on CTH. Also, another poster on Breitbart said Palin brought up Cruz’s subterfuge on TPP at the fundraiser that she attended on Donald’s behalf today. I hope he puts TPP front and center this weekend, and in the next few weeks leading up to the NE primaries.

    Liked by 5 people

  17. Martin says:

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  18. Martin says:

    Liked by 6 people

  19. clash108 says:

    It’s official, Michelle Fields has hired Whiplash Willie as her attorney.


  20. rumpole2 says:


    Liked by 1 person

  21. froggieleggs says:

    U of M got chalked…

    “University of Michigan president Mark Schlissel responded to several political and religious statements chalked on the Diag this week, including “Stop Islam,” “Trump 2016” and “Build the Wall,” Thursday afternoon, stressing a campus committment statement to creating a welcoming and inclusive environment for all groups on campus

    “Attacks directed toward any individual or group within our community, based on a belief or characteristic, are inconsistent with the university’s values of respect, civility and equality, “ Schlissel said. “These are core values and guiding principles that will help us as we strive to live up to our highest ideals.”

    He emphasized the need for the University community to form a unified front and strive toward understanding and respect for all individuals.”

    They actually have a “bias response team” LOL

    “The Bias Response Team (BRT) is a group of professional staff within the Division of Student Life who focus on the response and management of bias incidents involving UM students. The Bias Response Team is committed to providing support and a safe space for students who are targets of bias. The team ensures that appropriate University resources and expertise are consulted and utilized as incidents impacting students and the community occur.

    To report a bias incident, call 734-615-BIAS (2427). Or, utilize the online form to report a Bias Incident. Please use these resources to report incidents and encourage others to report if they have been the target of bias behavior. The phone line and website both provide a vehicle for faculty, staff, students and community members to report incidents and seek assistance in resolving issues.”


    • Jenny R. says:

      Why do I get an image in my head of people dressed up like Ghostbusters washing chalk off of pavement?


      • ZurichMike says:

        Why do I get the image of little brown-shirted fascists rounding up those who make “decadent art chalk”?

        My goodness, these special snowflakes think it’s OK to stomp on a flag, but not OK to like Trump.

        Liked by 1 person

    • farmhand1927 says:

      Bias Response Team? Trump outta get him one of those!


    • bamainatlanta says:

      The only message that should really upset them is “stop Islam.” No one here would tolerate a message of “stop Christianity” or “stop Judaism,” or even “stop Zionism.”


  22. conservativehippie says:

    yesssss. thank you ; )


  23. KitKat says:

    For a Trump sign at a rally, someone could use a 24 x18-inch chalkboard with the message chalked.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. ezpz says:

    Speaking of Megyn Kelly Damsel in Distress, she definitely belongs in this magazine – except for the conservative part. She’s anything BUT…

    Megyn Kelly: Bill O’Reilly, CNN Should Have Done More for Me


    • trumpORbust says:

      a good nickname maybe, “miserable megyn”


      • ezpz says:

        “Miserable” indeed, and that’s an understatement.
        Her hatred and obsession with Trump will be her undoing.

        It shows in her face. No amount of botox or plastic surgery can hide her bitterness.

        Liked by 1 person

    • srr says:

      I was just about to post that.

      Seriously, how self absorbed does someone have to be to even think that, let alone sook about it on the MSM that she’s plastered all over?

      I miss the days when a gentleman read the news and a girl read the weather.


  25. carole says:

    Michelle Fields really needs to be in a psychiatric facility.

    Liked by 3 people

    • ZurichMike says:

      Indeed. She is nothing more than a distured woman who craves attention and cannot dsitnguish real from imagined harm.

      Liked by 1 person

    • nimrodman says:

      Perhaps. But the other side I see to her is that she’s a cunning ambush journalist.

      She had her ambush question all ready to throw in Trump’s face. What was it? Right to life? Affirmative action? I forget.

      Then, take the time to watch this clip where she goes for Robert Kennedy’s throat. She lets him talk awhile, but I get the sense she’s barely containing a sneer while she waits to ambush him with “Will you give up your iPhone? Will you give up your car?”. She’s got that script ready and knows it’s almost impossible to counter. Ambush.

      Now, I’m all for pointing out hypocrisy, particularly with greenie save-the-world types. But I sense a large measure of incipient glee and a sneer she’s suppressing and I just find that very telling about her character.

      Also her predilection to gross over-exaggeration and false accusations.


  26. redredrice says:

    How convenient that these horrible, traumatizing Trump chalkings are easily washed out with a spritz of water. Check the university provost for chalk residue on her sensible shoes.


  27. ezpz says:

    What a great “magazine”, a great “article” and an excellent site!

    Thank you, Sundance. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  28. Ann Jordan says:

    Here is another link to The People’s Cube with a thread on the “War on Women”:


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