If At First You Don’t Succeed, Baffle em’ with Bulls**t – White House Rolls Out Graphs, Graphics, Slide Rules and Three Dimensional Iranian Ven Diagrammed Puzzle Books…

….”It’s a forever agreement“, he says.

Of course it is. Something that doesn’t factually exist can be just about anything you determine it to be. If an elephant walks through your front yard, how many pancakes does it take to fill a canoe?

Only the Secretary of Cocker Spaniel Hair Care knows the answer !

(Via The Hill) The nuclear deal negotiated with Iran is a “forever agreement” that will last well beyond the next decade, Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz said Monday from the White House briefing room.

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Moniz, who played a key role in negotiating the nuclear pact in Switzerland, said the framework agreement provides for intrusive inspections that would ensure Iran is not racing to build a nuclear weapon.

Many of those conditions would last for 25 years or more, he added, well beyond the 10-year limits on Iran’s ability to construct centrifuges.

“It’s not a fixed-year agreement; it’s a forever agreement,” Moniz told reporters at the White House. “The access and transparency is unprecedented,” Moniz said.

The comments from the Energy secretary are part of a full-court press the Obama administration is making to both build support for the deal, and to convince Congress to give negotiators time to reach a final agreement by the end of June.

President Obama called the agreement a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” in an interview with The New York Times released Sunday. He has touted the framework deal repeatedly in appearances from the White House and in the media. (read more)

The last nuclear physicist we had running amuck in the White House and simultaneously dealing with Iran was Jimmy Carter.  TRUE ! How’d that work out for us? 

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53 Responses to If At First You Don’t Succeed, Baffle em’ with Bulls**t – White House Rolls Out Graphs, Graphics, Slide Rules and Three Dimensional Iranian Ven Diagrammed Puzzle Books…

  1. auscitizenmom says:

    This reminds me.

    What’s the difference between a duck?
    A toothpick, because a telephone pole doesn’t have a doorknob.

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  2. rashomon says:

    Who EXactly are these people who selling themselves as such EXPERTS? I, as someone obviously involved in their paycheck, would like to know?

    And what, by the way, is a “framework”?

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  3. porckchopsandwiches says:

    holy cow! angus scrimm called. he wants his hair back.

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  4. MaryfromMarin says:

    Are there mazes? I like mazes. Also word search puzzles, but you have to be able to spell to put one of those together. That might be a little above the pay grade of some of ’em.

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  5. MaryfromMarin says:

    BTW, that photo reminds me a little bit–creepily–of the scientist from “Independence Day”.

    I need FDR to post an image. Anybody else want to try?

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  6. rashomon says:

    “This link is not authorized by Yahoo.
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    Copyright © 2015 Yahoo Inc. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy – Terms of Service”

    What is THIS?

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  7. czarowniczy says:

    White House will announce later this week the pending appointment of M. C. Escher as the new White House press secretary.
    The Administration knows the American public at large doesn’t have the stomach or time to fact-check, that they’ll generally buy and pile of BS the info managers will toss their way. If the Great Unwashed had the wherewithal they’d have fact-checked the toad sitting behind the Resolute desk in the Offal Office.

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  8. lovely says:

    This is such an amazing statement;

    It’s not a fixed-year agreement; it’s a forever agreement,” Moniz told reporters at the White House. “The access and transparency is unprecedented,” Moniz said

    It is like a child who still believes in Santa or a lovesick teenage girl. I will bet Moniz still has the tingle even if others are losing theirs.

    And hallelujah, for Tom Cotton, we could use a couple hundred more of him.

    Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), who earlier this year organized a letter to Iran’s leadership warning that a future president could overturn a deal negotiated with Iran, has vowed to do everything he can to stop the agreement

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    • smiley says:

      its no more “forever” than it is an “agreement” or a “deal”.
      razzle-dazzle.
      stuck on the spin cycle.
      no puns intended.

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    • lastConservinIllinois? says:

      Aaawwwwww,
      Barry gave his mullah boyfriends Forever Rings,
      Aaaaawwwwwww, so cute.

      Does that mean hes engaged now?

      Or is he just officially a harem girl now?

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  9. czarowniczy says:

    ‘Secretary of Cocker Spaniel Hair Care’ – hey, that’s unfair, they to;ld him he needed to spend 5 minutes with a hairdresser before the briefing and he thought they said ‘hare dresser’. Not much you can do with a dead rabbit on such short notice.

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  10. Les says:

    Raise your hand if you think they might not be telling the truth…

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  11. Mike says:

    Well at least now we know that ‘forever’ lasts “well more than 10 years” and sometimes “25 years or More…” We are bring held hostage by Clowns.

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  12. zephyrbreeze says:

    Hippies are finally in charge of nuclear weapons and defense of our country. Their statements have an LSD quality to them, don’t they?

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    • canadacan says:

      That guy with the Ludwig van Beethoven haircut thinks he’s an intellectual.
      Even Bubba Clinton knew that if you can’t talk to the guy down at the 7-Eleven and make yourself understood you will not get respect

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      • doodahdaze says:

        For a history of Wendy Sherman that doesn’t pull punches see Axis of Fantasy vs. Axis of Reality by Bret Stephens:

        In 1988, the former social worker ran the Washington office of the Dukakis campaign and worked at the Democratic National Committee. That was the year the Massachusetts governor carried 111 electoral votes to George H.W. Bush’s 426. In the mid-1990s, Ms. Sherman was briefly the CEO of something called the Fannie Mae Foundation, supposedly a charity that was shut down a decade later for what the Washington Post called “using tax-exempt contributions to advance corporate interests.”

        From there it was on to the State Department, where she served as a point person in nuclear negotiations with North Korea and met with Kim Jong Il himself. The late dictator, she testified, was “witty and humorous,” “a conceptual thinker,” “a quick problem-solver,” “smart, engaged, knowledgeable, self-confident.” Also a movie buff who loved Michael Jordan highlight videos. A regular guy!

        Later Ms. Sherman was to be found working for her former boss as the No. 2 at the Albright-Stonebridge Group before taking the No. 3 spot at the State Department. Ethics scolds might describe the arc of her career as a revolving door between misspending taxpayer dollars in government and mooching off them in the private sector. But it’s mainly an example of failing up — the Washingtonian phenomenon of promotion to ever – higher positions of authority and prestige irrespective of past performance.

        Why should we expect a better outcome with Ira

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    • manickernel says:

      Actually there were reports in the 70’s of hallucinogenic usage in our missile silos. Pretty boring job.

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  13. Lucille says:

    “If an elephant walks through your front yard, how many pancakes does it take to fill a canoe?”

    Love it!

    Yes, let’s just trust them all to do what’s right…right into hell.

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  14. QuadGMoto says:

    Did the reporters start laughing when he said it?

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  15. yakmaster2 says:

    Graphs, graphics, slide rules, diagrams, blah, blah, blah. I’m a simple woman and what sticks with me is Bibi’s simple drawing of a bomb on a timeline that he held up at the UN. That was back before Iran got within 3 months of nuclear capability.

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  16. John Galt says:

    “Moniz, who played a key role in negotiating the nuclear pact in Switzerland, said the framework agreement provides for intrusive inspections that would ensure Iran is not racing to build a nuclear weapon.”

    Yeah, sure. Israel itself obtained nuclear weapons by faking out inspectors:

    “According to British writer and intelligence expert Gordon Thomas, former Mossad agent Rafi Eitan told him how the inspectors were fooled:[40]

    A bogus control center was built over the real one at Dimona, complete with fake control panels and computer-lined gauges that gave a credible impression of measuring the output of a reactor engaged in an irrigation scheme to turn the Negev into a lush pastureland. The area containing the “heavy” water smuggled from France and Norway was placed off-limits to the inspectors “for safety reasons”. The sheer volume of heavy water would have been proof the reactor was being readied for a very different purpose.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_Israel#Excavation

    More here: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Israel/Isrhist.html

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  17. Bob says:

    Obama makes professional liars look like amateurs

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  18. Talbot says:

    At first I thought the picture of Moniz was Hillary Clinton before she puts on her makeup layers in the morning.

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  19. John Galt says:

    Caption to Moniz photo: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

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  20. MichiganCPA says:

    Pure Obama-Math: Any number divided by zero is zero. In this case Obama and Moniz are the numerator and this “deal” is the denominator.

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  21. peppie says:

    “If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan you can keep your health care plan.” It’s as simple as that.

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  22. Somebody slap me. Bill Clinton’s starting to look like he should be on Mt. Rushmore.

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