President Obama Shuts Down R Street In DC To Celebrate Valerie Jarrett Birthday….

The Obamas shut down R Street at Florida Avenue NW in D.C. last night for a four-and-a-half-hour celebration of senior adviser Valerie Jarrett’s birthday.  Jarrett turned 57 on Thursday.

The motorcade rolled from the White House to Dupont Circle just before 7 p.m. on Friday, with President Obama and Michelle Obama getting out at Restaurant Nora.  (link)

valerie-jarrett-obama good boy

…”you’re such a sweet boy”…

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30 Responses to President Obama Shuts Down R Street In DC To Celebrate Valerie Jarrett Birthday….

  1. Evan says:

    57?!?!? She looks like she is 97. She should get the same Botox as Pelosi.


  2. czarowniczy says:

    Oh well, at least he didn’t fly her somewhere on AF One.


    • Josh says:

      Regardless, how much has THIS cost us?


      • ytz4mee says:

        You ask the wrong questions. You’re supposed to be impressed she chose to dine at the “first certified organic restaurant” in DC, where the veggies are lovingly hand-watered with the tears of those who no longer have health care. It makes the food *that* much sweeter.


        • partyzant says:

          YTZ4mee, Did I miss the torchlight parade spectacle? How much longer until they bring out conservative and Tea party human sacrifices (first in effigy…)? This whole episode makes DC even more unclean/haram, as if THAT were possible!


      • czarowniczy says:

        How much does ALL of the prestige/ego/good-to-be-the-king waste in DC cost us? I can remember the AF flying Senators up for base tours in Greenland which turned into hunting trips complete with a totally catered camp, scouting and kill-cleaning retinue. The private dining halls, gyms, parking spots, no-wait lines, and ‘fact finding trips’ to places the people whose taxes pay for them could probably never afford – it goes on. Obama’s the tip of a too-large-to-be-totally-comprehended iceberg. 100 Senators are too big of a flock to individually scope out – unless it’s a hatchet job on some hack’s orders while one POtuS is right out there. It escapes me whom it was but there was a Congressman back in the 50s/60s who roomed in the DC YMCA during sessions. Latter day Congressional sybarites probably had his body dug up, burned and his ashes scattered in the lobby of the Mandarin Oriental in DC.


  3. That’s still the best pic I’ve ever seen of this nation’s leader.

    The smugly grinning dude next to her is an amazing addition.


    • doodahdaze says:

      I think Obama has reached the top of his popularity. It can only go down from here. His policy will start affecting “his people.”


      • partyzant says:

        Au contraire… as per Marion Barry, his unpopularity with the masses will not translate into any one of the solid racial voting bloc turning on him, at least not in numbers that count. His unpopularity is his validation that he is “keeping it real”. I am waiting for a future meme where he and VJ are in the frame, he says (per Marion Barry…) “That [fill in the blank] set me up!”. The best that can be done is to recognize him as the purposefully designed distraction that he is and move on to something more compelling, like cleaning out the refrigerator or scrubbing lime build up.


  4. auscitizenmom says:



  5. partyzant says:

    WHAT is she DOING???? Is she PRAYING to the idol? What’s next, sacrificing infants? Oh, wait…


  6. Eggs Nihilo says:

    Word on the street has it that her female class president at the Qom School of Satanology, Ayatollah Mujtahidah Zorah Sefati, was flown in to be toastmaster and master of ceremonies. She had special clearance to land her magic carpet on the White House lawn next to Marine 1.


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