The story isn’t funny, not in the least, so please don’t condemn me. But the composite sketch of the suspect is where you just gotta ask, “seriously”?
PITTSBURGH — Pittsburgh police have released  a composite sketch (below) of a man who they said attacked a South Side woman while she  was showering.
Police said the man entered the 23-year-old woman’s apartment on Feb. 2  and sexually assaulted her before she was able to scare him away.
The woman’s front door on South 20th Street was unlocked when the  incident occurred at about 8:30 p.m., police said.  The man is described as white, 30 to 35 years old, about 5 feet 9 inches  tall and 155 pounds. Police said he wore a gray hooded sweatshirt with the  drawstrings pulled closed around his face, blue denim pants and red and white  sneakers.

Anyone who can help identify the man is asked to call police at  412-323-7141. Anonymous calls will be accepted.  (visit article)

Kenny