Daily Archives: January 5, 2012

Navy Seal Puts “The Body” In His Place… (Video – Language Warning)

Too bad someone didn’t capture this on video.  This is one thing I’d actually watch on pay-per-view.  (RightScoop)…It was clear this honorable Navy SEAL was reluctant to really discuss this because he doesn’t seem like one to brag, but when … Continue reading

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Pennsylvania – And if I’m elected to office as one of the country’s youngest public officials, I pledge to throw a brick through my ex-girlfriend’s window and slip out of handcuffs during an alcohol-related arrest

Well, his political future is off to a jump start.   Can’t say the brilliant progressive electorate in Pennsylvania didn’t know what they were voting for with this Democrat. ALBURTIS, Pa. – A teenager elected to a Pennsylvania borough council seat  took … Continue reading

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After Returning From Her $10,000/Night Hawaiian Vacation Pelosi Screams: Repealing Obamacare Would “Destroy More Than 300,000 Jobs”

Washington DC – House Minority Nancy Pelosi, D-elusional., today attacked House Republicans for passing legislation that would allegedly “destroy 2 million jobs,” as her office claimed that the Obamacare repeal bill alone would “destroy more than 300,000 jobs,” according to … Continue reading

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DHS Checkpoint Raid At SS Office – Fully Armed With Semi-Automatic Rifles Demanding Random ID Check…. “Training Exercise”

“Where are your Papers”?  Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot.  What exactly are they training for?   This crap is beginning to creep me out.   I don’t know if I would worry so much without the radical-in-chief in the White House, but this is unnerving.   I … Continue reading

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Money For Nothin’ And Chicks For Free


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Detroit resident: “Help, Someone’s trying to kill me” – Detroit Police: “I’m sorry….we’re closed. Try again tomorrow after 8:00am”

Thank you for calling the Detroit police department.  Our offices are now closed.  Our protect and serve hours are from 8am to 4pm Monday through Friday.   Should you need immediate assistance please hang up and hide in the closet until you … Continue reading

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Strong In The Force Are These Buns…

Choose you must….. That’s right, French fast food chain Quick has issued a special burger in honour of Darth Vader for the 3D release of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Titled the Dark Vador, it comes with a … Continue reading

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