Here’s a few suggestions from me:
“Pffft, poor Pooh, looks like they’re after him now”…..
“Anyone seen the remote?”…..
“I hear Al Gore tastes like Chicken”……..
“Without the Black ones up here, does that make us racist?”…..
“Whatcha Watchin Honey”?   “Da Bears, of course”…..
“Hey, fetch me a beer will ya”….
“Look, TOURISTS”!!  “How da ya like me now”?