Savings

Son:  Hey Dad, I saved you $75 today.

Dad:  That’s great son, how’d you do that?

Son:  I didn’t to the mall today and buy a Shirt.

Dad:  Huh?

Son:  Yeah, and tomorrow I’m going to save you $23,000 because I won’t buy a car either.

Dad:   Wha.. the, …. But you’re only 12-years-old?

Son:   I know, how cool is that?  I don’t have a job and I’m still saving you tons of money, you should be thanking me..

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6 Responses to Savings

  1. Eric says:

    I knew it was only a matter of time until this was posted up. Why would anyone trust a man who cheats on his taxes amazes me. Oh wait, it’s part of Obama’s administration. Nevermind….

  2. Sharon says:

    “This is the challenge we face…how to bring the deficits down over time.”

    Oh. Really. Figured that out, didja, Timmy?

    In the last 6 months, I ran our credit cards up to a grand total of $150,930. So now I propose that we stop using our credit cards. Therefore: I will be saving $150,930 in the next six months (because I won’t spend it–because I don’t have it to spend–because I already spent way more than we had.)

    Pay down the existing balance? No. Don’t have any money to do that. But that still IS a literal savings, and don’t anybody say it’s not. Therefore, I’m a financial expert and should be appointed to something where money has to be saved. Cuz I’m good at saving money.

  3. I’d make a reference to living in “Looking Glass land” now, but even the weirdest characters in Lewis Carroll’s books make more sense than this.

  4. Sam says:

    Turbo Timmy’s spinning as hard as he can and making no progress. And he looks genuinely baffled that his spin isn’t being accepted. Earth to Timmy???

  5. Coast says:

    “…and help invest in rebulding America”; so in other words….they plan to SPEND. There are no savings, no matter what…only spending.

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