Son: Hey Dad, I saved you $75 today.
Dad: That’s great son, how’d you do that?
Son: I didn’t to the mall today and buy a Shirt.
Dad: Huh?
Son: Yeah, and tomorrow I’m going to save you $23,000 because I won’t buy a car either.
Dad: Wha.. the, …. But you’re only 12-years-old?
Son: I know, how cool is that? I don’t have a job and I’m still saving you tons of money, you should be thanking me..
 | eastern2western on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
 | Dubs on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
 | tara on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
 | Antonyg on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
 | BertDilbert on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
 | LetJusticePrevail on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
| BertDilbert on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
 | auscitizenmom on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
| Antonyg on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
 | nameofthepen on Trayvon Text Messages –… |
 | Eric on State V. Zimmerman – Def… |
 | freegz on State V. Zimmerman – Def… |
 | unitron on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
| tara on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
 | St. Benedict's Thist… on No_Limit_Nutter ….. The… |
I knew it was only a matter of time until this was posted up. Why would anyone trust a man who cheats on his taxes amazes me. Oh wait, it’s part of Obama’s administration. Nevermind….
“This is the challenge we face…how to bring the deficits down over time.”
Oh. Really. Figured that out, didja, Timmy?
In the last 6 months, I ran our credit cards up to a grand total of $150,930. So now I propose that we stop using our credit cards. Therefore: I will be saving $150,930 in the next six months (because I won’t spend it–because I don’t have it to spend–because I already spent way more than we had.)
Pay down the existing balance? No. Don’t have any money to do that. But that still IS a literal savings, and don’t anybody say it’s not. Therefore, I’m a financial expert and should be appointed to something where money has to be saved. Cuz I’m good at saving money.
I’d make a reference to living in “Looking Glass land” now, but even the weirdest characters in Lewis Carroll’s books make more sense than this.
A full catbox makes more sense than this.
Turbo Timmy’s spinning as hard as he can and making no progress. And he looks genuinely baffled that his spin isn’t being accepted. Earth to Timmy???
“…and help invest in rebulding America”; so in other words….they plan to SPEND. There are no savings, no matter what…only spending.