Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen †
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Good Mornin’ all! Time to get dressed for work, and hopefully go spend some much needed time with my lifelong best friend. There are some things only someone who knows you better than you know yourself can help with.
Quick….here’s a cup to go!
You’re gonna need some music to chill to while downing that black magic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
And, along similar lines. . .
Florida voter purge update.
http://www.humanevents.com/2012/06/14/florida-purge-update-96-illegal-voters-found-and-counting/
Mornin’ Puddy!! TGIF!!
Morning Weed! Still dark here in LA…as I slowly sip on my can of Asahi…early morning breakfast of champions. (Ima get to bed one of these days.)
That is Chinese beer right? If it is, you are truly my hero!
Japanese texan-san. Beeru o-kudasai?
Japanese, Chinese, come si, come sa. They all look alike to me! FWIW. I NEVER drink before 7:00 local time on a school day!
Oh….ahem….neither do I. My alter-blog-ego handles all the refreshments.
“Judgement Day Draws Nigh For Obamacare”
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/06/15/judgment-day-draws-nigh-for-ob
Any predictions. I think the mandate goes but Bondi loses on Medicaid.
Since there’s no severability clause, the mandate will take the whole thing down!
Except for Dear Reader’s court-stacking… Which makes it a toss-up…
Sotomayor should be recused – but then they lose, and they know it — just another commie coup in progress!
The new time someone mentions being bi-partisan remind them this what happens.
http://www.humanevents.com/2012/06/15/michelle-malkin-corrupt-eric-holders-republican-enablers/
Bi-polar -yes. Bipartisan – no!
This could be a bumper sticker. Mornin’ all.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/06/take-this-stimulus-and-shovel-it/
Mornin’ T! ‘Jeet, yet?
Toast??
Nah’jet. Y’ontto? Just got a note that the Cruz missile is gonna be in K-ville today. Too early for me to make it back though!
Please correct my spellin’ if necessary. I’m noticing that this whiz-bang mochine keeps auto-correcting my repeated attempts to misspell and speak in redneck!
Long as it don’t speak in “damautocorrect”……
Dang!! Mrs. Cruz was in Midland one day this week, but during work hours so it knocked a bunch of folks out. I really, really like him!
I have to go back and correct autocorrect!
http://osxdaily.com/2011/07/28/turn-off-auto-correct-in-mac-os-x-lion/
Shazzam! Muchas gracias, senorita!
De nada senor!
I’ll take the bacon and eggs. As for the toast, you may want to return it to the store, it has some mold on it.
Ha!
Dr. K on “Silly Season”.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/302866/silly-season-charles-krauthammer
Possum, on Friday.
He may not be bolled or fried, but I’ll bet he’s toasted!
The name ain’t “No Show” for nuthin’!!
Forty-six women, SEVENTY-EIGHT chirren, and three (YES, THREE!) BABY-DADDIES.
I have no words…
Well… Actually I *DO* have words, but… I don’t want to get banned so I’ll keep them to myself.
Hope everyone’s enjoying their work-day — maybe we should all take some time off to check on the kids (and their mothers, grandmothers, etc) that we’re supporting…
“I have no words…
Well… Actually I *DO* have words, but… I don’t want to get banned so I’ll keep them to myself.”
Please let me help you then…*ahem*…
WHY?!
Perfect example of why “serial dads” should have mandatory vascetomies….and the women who are receiving WIC money…required to be on mandatory birth contol.
100% agreed!
You come in monthly to pick up “your check.”
Station 1: drug urinalysis.
Station 2: Administer “birth control shot” or check to see that Norplant is still in place.
Then and ONLY then are you allowed to pick up “your check.”
More importantly, we need to LIMIT the amounts paid to family-members for acting as “foster parents.” This is the most common scam in the ghetto! Grandma ends up raising the grandchild, getting all the welfare/food-stamps/etc that Mom would get PLUS foster-parent pay. If she can get the kid diagnosed “ADD” or the like then SS payments kick in as well! If Grandma has multiple daughters, the whole family can live on the proceeds and each daughter only needs suffer through one pregnancy!
Grrrrrr! Sonzabitchez!
**Breaking on Fox…new immigration policy will allow “young illegals” to apply for Work Permits instead of being deported!!! Big Sis to make an announcement later.
What transparent pandering for the hispanic vote!
Aren’t there enough US CITIZENS who can’t find work, without ADDING to the numbers?
C’mon, Mitt! Ya gotta jump all over this ASAP!
Hmmm. Sounds like age discrimination to me.
I’m wondering how soon this new edict will take place. It would seem that some new agencies, or thousands of new government employees will have to be hired to complete this process. I don’t see it taking place for months at least. Once you give people something, it is near to impossible to take it away. Hopefully Romney can stop this disaster from ever getting off the ground.
Supposedly this goes into effect immediately. My question, other than “what about jobs for Americans?” is….how the heyull are these law breaking ILLEGAL ALIENS going to PROVE they arrived here before the age of 16 and that they’ve been here at least five years?
In addition, Hannity reported today that those who legally apply for residence here have to PAY for that application. These outlaws will get that FREE, and go to the front of the line while those trying to abide by laws get pushed to the back.
Guess who pays for the processing of these OUTLAWS…..eyup! Working, productive taxpayers!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR does not even begin to express my feelings on this OUTLAW president making an end run around Congress to enact this illegal mandate.
It’s SHAMELESS vote buying, and Rush entitled it well;
Catch Release Vote
We need to start boycotting businesses who hire them.
Around here all fast-food is run by spanish-speakers who don’t understand “napkins”…
Maybe those kids will “self-deport.”
The WH has bypassed the Congress, and obviously by EO, just awarded amnesty to approx. 800,000 young illegals. Once again, vote buying at it’s finest.
The amnesty deal was announced by Genital Nipleatano, as described by radio host Chris Plant.
The government spent $102 million dollars to identify $20 million dollars in waste fraud and abuse in Medicaid.
Not bad for government work.
Maybe it would be better to pass a reparations bill for Blacks and repeal all the Civil Rights Laws at the same time. 40 acres and a Mule and however much cash per capita it takes. It would not be long til we ended up with all the money anyway. Who knows maybe we could even reinstate the Constitution.
Speaking of blacks, they overwhelmingly are opposed to illegal immigration/amnesty. Ha, ole Al Sharpie has been very outspoken against allowing amnesty. In 2009, the Dream Act failed big time in Congress, when the libtards had control of both houses. The O just alienated a whole nother big block of blacks. He alienated a big block of them with his support of gay marriage. Uh oh. And he has Wild Billybob the Clinton against him at the same time.
Obama to Celebs: ‘You’re the Ultimate Arbiter of Which Direction This Country Goes’
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/06/15/Obama-tells-celebs-ultimate-arbiters-america
So, celebrities are a branch of government now?
Well, that’s not really a surprise, is it? He’s just making it all official-like now. . .
Considering that most probably couldn’t even answer the simple question of what are the three branches of government, they probably think they are above the branches of government, ‘cuz it is for us little folks that live in the flyover states.
Is Angela Corey out of control? Is Florida out of control? So much for planning a vacation in the “Sunshine State.” Read second half of the article.
“Thompson was 62 years old in September 2009 when he visited a friend of his, an elderly woman in Keystone Heights, Florida, at the woman’s daughter’s home. During his visit, his friend’s 17-year-old grandson, who had been violent toward her in the past, came by with three friends and wanted to go into his mother’s home. Having been instructed by her daughter not to let him into the house, Thompson’s friend refused them entry. Her grandson began yelling and cursing at his grandmother. Events escalated to the point where Mr. Thompson felt his friend was in danger. He grabbed his pistol (for which he had a conceal-carry license) and fired two warning shots into the ground to scare off the 17-year-old.
Alas, a jury convicted Thompson. The 17-year-old belligerent said he felt threatened and Thompson discharged a gun. Case closed. The jury, however, did not know that Thompson faced a minimum of 20 years, and at sentencing, the judge’s integrity asserted itself. Having sat through the trial and heard all the facts, the judge announced that to send Ronald Thompson to prison for two decades would be a “crime in itself.” The judge sentenced him to three years instead.
This is where the story should have ended, but it did not. On behalf of the state of Florida, Ms. Corey appealed and the appeals court imposed the 20-year mandatory prison sentence.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julie-stewart/florida-gun-law-gives-dis_b_1575803.html
Follow up story about Ronald Thompson: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120614/ARTICLES/120619789?p=1&tc=pg
Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to hate that biatch any more!
He could have killed them and walked – but since he fired into the ground it’s 20 years?!
From hearing these past travesties of Corey’s, and every single one of these stories must be brought to light, I have been more of the belief that Corey did not charge GZ as she did because she wants a plea deal. I’ve read that she very rarely ever offers pleas. From the outreageous behavoir by her and her fellow prosecutors, with almost everything they’ve thrown at GZ, I truly believe that she will not rest until she sees a 25 or more year sentence for GZ. Her cooperation with the FDLE and the FBI is her effort to put this case before the feds as a hate crime.
Why is it not 5 o’clock yet?????
Can you find us a bar as big as the old Gilley’s?? We gotz lotz of peeps thass gonna be thirsty!!
I’m not sure why, but these past 4 years to me (and no doubt, everone else here) have felt like an eternity of angst, anger, sorrow, and just straight up misery. That’s why it pretty much important to me to make friends laugh.
Damsure iz!!!
My kind of dog.
It’s Friday evening….Fathers’ Day weekend….time to “get strapped”!
(grin)
Dang, girl…where can I get one of those on short notice?
Hmmm, DH does leather work as a hobby. That thing looks really simple to make….
I’ve got something similar – got it at a biker-fair years ago, makes it great to carry a water-bottle on the scoot…
Don’t bother with the leg-tie though – that would make it slosh, make it spill when you sit… all you need is a pouch…
I’m gonna be off the net for the weekend, but I’d like to start something before I go; Anyone got any good jokes? Anything at all?
Quick rephrase, though I may have said “anything at all,” I think it might be best not to make any minority jokes. Unfortunately, there are individuals who find jokes like that to be off color.
3 couples go to join some new-age church & the pastor says they must first abstain from sex for thirty days.
A month goes by, & they all come back for their membership ceremony.
Pastor walks up to the first couple — they’d been married 25 years! He asked how their 30 days went, & the man says “Well, a month’s a long time preacher – but we made it OK“… “Well GREAT! Welcome to the church!” & they go on in…
Pastor walks up to the second couple — they’d been married 15 years! He asked how their 30 days went, & the man says “Well, a month’s a long time preacher – we had to sleep in separate beds the last week or so, but we made it OK“… “Well GREAT! Welcome to the church!” & they go on in…
Pastor walks up to the last couple — they’d only been married like 6 months! He asked how their 30 days went, & the man says
“Well, I gotta tell you preacher!
A month’s A LONG FREAKIN’ TIME, MAN!
We slept in separate BEDS, in separate ROOMS…
I took cold showers and she ate garlic sandwiches…
And we made it through TWENTY-NINE DAYS, MAN!…
BUT…
I can’t lie to no preacher though…
You know… the truth is that yesterday, she bent over to get some chicken out of the freezer and …
welll….
I just LOST IT, MAN!
I just couldn’t help myself!
I flipped up her skirt and we went to it like a couple of dogs, right there!”
“Well, I’m sorry…” the preacher said – “but I’m afraid you won’t be welcome back in our church!”
“Yeah… That’s cool…” the guy says
“…They said we ain’t allowed back in that-there Piggly-Wiggly neither!“
Since Elvis is back home, we’re gonna do the redneck cooler and drink outside tonight!! Plus, he gets “Home With The Armadilla……”
Tunes, people, tunes!!!
I love you all dearly, but I am here to tell you…do NOT get between me and that cooler tonight!!!
Since I know you all share my Adam Levine obsession…
It’s not really explicit…he says the s-word once.
What about his best bud? Here is a bit of Blake, along with Trace Adkins
He is so stinkin’ cute. I didn’t know he existed until I saw him on the Grammys. I called my mom and was like “WHO IS THAT?”. Then when I found out he was also on the Voice…well, it doesn’t get much better than that.
This video cracked me up…I love him drinking out of the wine bottle.
Check out his twitter account. I will give a warning of language on it. His personality comes out on it, even though a few times people haven’t gotten his sense of humor.
Off to Twitter!
Thanks for the language warning…since I myself never use cuss words.
A little Glee:
Barn – I want the “You May Be Right – I May Be Crazy!!!” Meanwhile, I’ma doin’ BTO. Cause I been Workin’.
Here we go – even I can find stuff…..
I’m feeling a little crazy tonight…gonna have to flash the thread in a minute!
Boobies!
Sorry…I really am in a silly mood!
Um…
One’s bigger than the other – and they’re pointing in different directions…
But…
I’m a man, so I still like ‘em all!
Guess it’s more of a classic rock night…
Iz Classics, alright. 1972 was a special year.
Thanks Weed……memories…..love that steel-string acoustic.
Yah, so stone me. I SAW the man do (record in concert) this live. I don’t even think he had a mike – they were taping.
Was awesome, it was.
And for my fellow crazies out there!! I am, ya know,…..
Yea, ya really are!
Alright — time for me to ejumukate y’all…
If lovemakin’ done right was music, this is what it would sound like…
Put on some headphones (or crank up some decent speakers) – sit back, close your eyes and listen to the whole thing – then tell me I ain’t right!
You’ll probably want a cigarette when it’s over…
;o)
Dude!! Stevie Ray!!
Better audio here
Y’all are killin’ me. Here’s the latest from Train:
Yah?? I counter w/Beach Boyz. Beat That!
Please, I got this all day:
Oh fweet baby jeebus…
PLEASE tell me you didn’t compare these junior hacks to the Beach Boys?
The BBs have more talent in their fingernail clippings than those Disney-made products have in their entire bodies!
I’m reminded of a Photoshop graphic I saw recently…
I’m sorry. I LOLOLLed!!
DD…left you a note on the Saturday Open….